I would not lay there....

So the other night (I call it night but it was really about 3am) my husband sits straight up in bed and then proceds to jump up. I figure he is going to the bathroom or something along that line...I was wrong. He turns around a few times and calmly looks at me minutes after he has gotten out of bed and says "I wouldnt lay there if I were you".....whhaat??? So I throw off the covers and begin to move when I remember...wait this has happened once before... let me explain

many many months ago way before Cayden was even an idea Charlie jumps out of bed in the middle of the night turns on the light and screams at me to get out of bed now!! So a very groggy and scared Amanda obeys and hops her butt out of bed..... what what??? Charlie says " spiders all over the bed" and begins to throw off the covers to find them. Oh crap are you kidding me seriously...spiders in bed your dreaming...."no there real they are in the bed" where I dont see anything Im going back to bed...end of story no bugs just vivid dreams.

Back to the other night... so not to be tricked again by the sandman I layed back down and calmly said what's wrong... can you guess what he said oh yes he did "theres a spider in the bed" ... "its really big and its under my pillow"... "it's the size of a cup saucer get out of bed"... ha you just think im budging I rolled my tired self over as he crawled back in bed saying " it felt so real".. just like last time no spider!

One day I am really going to be upset when my wolf crying husband launches himself out of bed as I lay there allowing some nasty creature to crawl on me......